Looking for Someone to Blame?

Why not this guy?

We call him...       Danny.

We call him... Danny.

Watch out world.  We’re growing.

Continue rocking on.  Over and out.

18 Responses to “Looking for Someone to Blame?”

  1. Daan says:

    A new member to the Gaijin family, huh? ;) Welcome Danny!

  2. HAL says:

    I am confused :\

  3. AndyTron says:

    Nice! Now I expect a 25% increase in product development.

  4. Robotube says:

    Rad! Congratulations! Danny: whatever you do, NEVER use the bathroom at the office. TRUST ME. Alex, Mike and Chris will tell you they don’t know what I’m talking about, and that I’m just joking….but DO NOT USE IT.

  5. wait, gaijin now has a 4th??

  6. Vince says:

    Hey, Danny! So, what do you do? Can I call you “Danjamin”? Do you like Bit.Trip? How about Phoenix Wright? Or the Mobcast? Do you wear hats? What are your parent’s names? Now just their first names, their last name and middle initial. Have you ever kissed a woman? How about a man? Do you wear hats? Do you do drugs? What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Is it alcohol? If God is good and almighty and stuff, why do bad things happen? Do you wear hats? Why is Bit.Trip Void so magically delicious? Why is Bit.Trip Core so addictive? Why do I have enough time to type all these questions in? Do you wear hats? Who is that picture of? Is it of me? What do I look like? Am I wasting your time? Am I wasting my time? Do you wear hats? What are your opinions on the health-care debate? How about abortion, how do you feel about that?

    …do you like hats?

  7. Danny says:

    Why don’t you ask me in person, I’m standing right behind you…

  8. Welcome Danny!
    I was wondering when Gaijin would be getting a new employee!
    Can’t wait to find out more about you and your role in the team!
    (Don’t forget to update the Team Bios page ;) )

    Anyway, those whiteboard drawings are very intriguing.
    They don’t look like lilt line drawings to me, as lilt line doesn’t have any spikes.

    I’m guessing they must be level design sketches for BIT.TRIP FIVE!
    So allow me to write up a bit of an analysis:

    There’s lots of interesting text on the board
    Some of the words I can make out are:
    Proximity Triggers
    Death
    Invincibility
    Stars BG (Background?)
    Cave BG (Background?)
    Some lava and a few lava falls.

    I’m gonna guess this is some type of platformer or side scrolling shooter game. It looks like parts of it will take place in space and lava filled caves. This game would also appear to be the first game in which Commander Video can die?

  9. Il Piantissimo says:

    Hey, Danny, did you craft a golden wrench?

    I tried crafting everything I had to get one, but all I got was that stupid toque

  10. but wait kyle…remember gaijin spake of…and i quote…”One last secret coming soon!”

    could this be that….secret….??

  11. also it appears that someone like’s squares

  12. Gamergreg85 says:

    Woah, a fourth?
    Soooo awesome!! (I’m so jealous!!)
    I’m looking forward to the Nintendo Week where he’s in it. (C’mon, you’re practically stealing the show; of course you’ll be on again, right Alliso– err Alex? [bonus points for that reference?] lol)
    .
    I can’t believe I have the courage to comment yet again… I must feel accepted.
    Thanks to all of these epic posters no less!
    And Danny, you are one lucky guy.. no wait, you deserve to be a lucky MAN.
    I hope to see great things!
    .
    (I’ll be away on vacation with my girlfriend in Maine for 2 weeks, so I may seem dead. Now that you know that, you’ll probably reveal BIT.TRIP 5, then delete the posts before I return…)
    >.> ”
    -Ciao!!!

  13. Tannor says:

    I would like nothing more than another member in the Gaijin team.

    recap:

    Alex Neuse - CEO/Designer
    Chris Osborne - Programmer
    Mike Roush - Artist
    Danny - Who the hell knows?

  14. Tannor says:

    derp… “Osborn”.

    sorry.

  15. BIT.TRIP BEAT… PC? Has that been announced?!

  16. character says:

    Congratz Danny =)

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